i'm learning to speak chinese

Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

pretermit:

do u ever just cry when u have a mad art block

Contrary to Popular Belief…

thescienceofjohnlock:

averypotterseniorfeels:

bbc-booknerd12888:

I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch

I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason

I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant

I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston

I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ

I do not watch anything just for hot guys

I can still appreciate that they are really hot

Please don’t call yourself a feminist if you approve of BDSM.

waywardangelsandhunters:

raised-rory-from-perdition:

piefacemcgee:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

cynically-colorblind:

It’s one of the most misogynist things out there.

dictating how a woman chooses to express herself sexually is misogynistic

it’s also misogynistic to assume that all women undertake a sub position

it’s also heterosexist to assume that all bdsm is heterosexual

please place a sterile bandage on that BURN

jimpovolo:

kenway:

during spanish class today we were writing sentences and stuff and this guy tried to write “i have eaten the grass” but he mixed up the word for grass (césped) with another word (huésped)

he ended up writing “i have eaten the guests”