Professor Minion and the 'Ween

Welcome to Professor Minion's 4 AM comics, where absolutely nothing makes any sense at all.

Most comics are created at or around 4 AM, though some are started as early as 11 PM or finished as late as 8 AM.

These comics are meant to make as little sense as humanly possible.

Enjoy sheer shenaniganery, updated whenever the fuck Professor Minion decides to get off his ass and do things.

If you take offense to these comics, please report to the internet police.

wooyoung-si:

Do you ever just wanna hug someone so tightly to the point where you have absolutely no intentions of ever letting go because you want them to know just how much they mean to you and how much you love them and you just wanna take away all the bad things in their life and replace them with only good things?

Yes.

(via memewhore)

Can I please just be that gorgeous motherfucker

(Source: starkindu, via memewhore)

I require this cat.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via 4gifs)

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

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krisarchasm:

gamtavsexual:

w0rth-something-different:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

WHAT IS THIS

OMF

remember

My blog is slowly deteriorating into stuff like this.

But.

I just…. It’s so funny. XD